I am writing this to express my concern for my ear drums and potential outburst of violence towards you.
Yelling (in a foreign language to boot) can be annoying. You are not the most subtle sounding person on the phone. I am trying to work, but my brain feels like it's being force fucked by a jackhammer over and over the second you start "talking" on the phone. I don't suspect that you are doing this intentionally of course. Maybe it has something to do with your size- you know how they say obese women come packaged with a big voice and of course an even bigger appetite. Like your husband for example; you must have had a huge appetite when you met him because he is twice your size. I digress.
Thank you for your time and please shut the fuck up,
-James.
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