I've had worse days.

When I got home last night I went into the kitchen to make some food. I flipped the light switch and got no light. The switch didn't click or anything. Great. I made some food in the dark and went into the living room to eat and watch TV. I opened up the windows and when I pulled the blinds up, one came crashing down to the floor and broke into pieces. Great. I moved a set of blinds from a less important part of the window to replace the broken one because it gave an open view into my apartment and I don't like that. I finished my food and TV show and masturbation, then went to my room to fall asleep. 5 minutes later I hear a big crash I suspect came from my living room. Of course, there's always more. I stepped into the living room and sure enough, there was more. My new framed Muhammad Ali picture lay broken on the floor. Great.

The next morning I had to skip a shower and breakfast to get to work on time because I was busy cleaning up the trail of cat shit all over my apartment.

I've had worse days.

Coffee.

When will they create coffee that doesn't make you shit almost instantly after drinking it? That's the main reason I don't drink coffee- I hate having to shit at work.